Monday, November 16, 2009

The End


Personally, I think the sun will simply grow to an enormous size and die like some other stars in the sky and earth will either be engulfed by the sun or it would become too hot for anything to survive. That is not my only theory though, the same thing that wiped out the dinosaurs could happen to us as well. A huge meteor could strike the earth causing and a vast majority of the earth's volcanoes to erupt causing lava to engulf the earth killing all life as we know it. This is what i think however and if you agree than god for you but if you do not then well believe what you want. Computers will rise up or a solar flare will hit the earth could be what you believe but if i remember right, in Terminator and Knowing, don't we usually have someone stopping it or surviving it in the end?

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Jokes

Two guys are taking their dogs for a walk, Joey has a black lab and Bobby has a chihuahua. they have been walking for a long time and come across a bar that has a sign out front that says no dogs allowed. Joey looks over to Bobby and says "watch this." He puts some sunglasses on goes to the bouncer who lets him in thinking that he is blind. Bobby is just as thirsty as Joey so he says to him self why not as he puts on sunglasses and goes to the bouncer. The bouncer stops him and says hold on mister, the sign says no dogs allowed. Bobby replies with,"What sign?" Then the bouncer asks if Bobby is blind and he simply nobs his head. Then the bouncer asks with a very confused tone,"So they gave you a chihuahua for a seeing dog?" "A chihuahua? They gave me a chihuahua?"

A guy walks into a bar and sits down to another guy who ask for his usual, then after drinking his drink he turns to an open window and jumps out. Moments later he comes back and asks for another and then jumps through the window again returning to his seat once again. The man who was sitting next to him gets excited and says,"I'll have whatever he is havin'." Then after drinking he jumps out the window but does not come back. The bartender tells the first guy, "You know superman you can be a real jerk sometimes."

Now both of these jokes have something in common, and that is the fact that they all have people messing with one another around bars which I find absolutely hysterical. However you may think other wise but then again i do not care.