Cartoons - Peace sign

This Cartoon Symbolizes the fact that Pakistan and Israel cant make peace. They are symbolized as two painters, and the flags on their backs show where they are from. The two painters are obviously painting a peace sign but they can not complete it because of how they are making the lines of the circle. The cartoon pokes fun at how the two countries, Pakistan and Israel, can not make peace in any form.

Escape plan

In theory, say I just killed someone and I need an escape plan. I would start off with making a clean kill by making sure all connections that I have with that person are gone so the cops will take a while to come up with the idea as me being that persons killer and remove evidence that I was there. Then as soon as the deed would be done I would book a flight to France, India or someplace like that, somewhere I would want to go to anyway and fly off to there. While in the country I escape to, I would find a way into the black market side of the country and form a new identity and stay with that identity in the country for about five years or so. Upon moving back to the united states I would not be myself. If I lived in a small town before I would then move to a big town, if I liked white I would dress in black and so on. That is what my plan would be to evade the cops and even if my plan does not work I know I would have given the police chasing after me a run for their money. And remember this is all in theory.

The End

Personally, I think the sun will simply grow to an enormous size and die like some other stars in the sky and earth will either be engulfed by the sun or it would become too hot for anything to survive. That is not my only theory though, the same thing that wiped out the dinosaurs could happen to us as well. A huge meteor could strike the earth causing and a vast majority of the earth's volcanoes to erupt causing lava to engulf the earth killing all life as we know it. This is what i think however and if you agree than god for you but if you do not then well believe what you want. Computers will rise up or a solar flare will hit the earth could be what you believe but if i remember right, in Terminator and Knowing, don't we usually have someone stopping it or surviving it in the end?

Jokes

Two guys are taking their dogs for a walk, Joey has a black lab and Bobby has a chihuahua. they have been walking for a long time and come across a bar that has a sign out front that says no dogs allowed. Joey looks over to Bobby and says "watch this." He puts some sunglasses on goes to the bouncer who lets him in thinking that he is blind. Bobby is just as thirsty as Joey so he says to him self why not as he puts on sunglasses and goes to the bouncer. The bouncer stops him and says hold on mister, the sign says no dogs allowed. Bobby replies with,"What sign?" Then the bouncer asks if Bobby is blind and he simply nobs his head. Then the bouncer asks with a very confused tone,"So they gave you a chihuahua for a seeing dog?" "A chihuahua? They gave me a chihuahua?"

A guy walks into a bar and sits down to another guy who ask for his usual, then after drinking his drink he turns to an open window and jumps out. Moments later he comes back and asks for another and then jumps through the window again returning to his seat once again. The man who was sitting next to him gets excited and says,"I'll have whatever he is havin'." Then after drinking he jumps out the window but does not come back. The bartender tells the first guy, "You know superman you can be a real jerk sometimes."

Now both of these jokes have something in common, and that is the fact that they all have people messing with one another around bars which I find absolutely hysterical. However you may think other wise but then again i do not care.

Illegals

Immigration is good in some ways but personally, mostly bad. We have tons and tons of illegal immigrants in America and they come and go, however they do not stay here long enough to be punished for not paying taxes, this means they use of more money than they give to the community. When they do this that means we have to pay more to money to get the same amount of service out of the programs funded by taxes. They should be here for a longer time and if they really wanted to be here so bad why do not they just become legal immigrants and learn our language so they are not such a pain in the ass for us. They pretty much come into the U.S. and leech off the rights and benefits that come with being an american. In my opinion your either american or in another country so get out.

In Five Years...

Five years is a lot of time for me to plan out and to look ahead and plan out, however that does not mean that i do not not have an idea as to what i hope to do. The next year and a half is to stay in school and to get at least a B average, and of course look for the best college for me to go to. Then i plan on going to either LCCC or Casper College to get all my basic core classes down, such as math science and english. Then after i get those down which probably will take up a majority of the rest of the time. Then i would go on to a higher rated college or a university. By that time i would be twenty-one and, well like any young adult i would be living up the right to drink. So my plans are not step by step but its better than teenagers now that party, smoke, do drugs and drink who will probably end up either working at Wendy's or KFC for a majority of their life or working under me because they bummed around. So there is a basic outline for the next five years of my life.

Should we nuke any country that opposes the United States?

Personally I think we should not nuke any country that opposes the untied states, because that would give us an image that we probably should not have or want. We are the only free country and we believe that you are not bound by strict rules like being forced to be a certain religion. Now if we were to nuke a country just because they oppose us, wouldn't we be going against everything that the constitution and bill of rights are for? Now if we go against that than in my opinion we do not deserve to be called americans and we should be ashamed of ourselves. Now on the other hand if they, for example bomb us or pose a threat to any american then but then and only then do we have the right to give them the beat down of a life time and royally kick their (excuse my language) ass. So under certain circumstances do we have the right to nuke opposing countries but not just for having different views.